Best Case Worse Case

WCS: Handle is Yoda-sized.

BCS: Yoda builds you a new one!!

WCS: While on Dagobah, your lightsaber shorts out because of the water.

WCS: the star destroyer shoots out your engines.

WCS: Vader really wants to see you so he force chokes the imperial officer telling him what to do and rushes to the detention level to interrogate you.

BCS: Darth vader is busy, so they put you in a prison cell until Vader is ready. Meanwhile, a group of your closest friends plan your rescue.

WCS: They are part of the Empire, and they turn you into Darth Vader and steal your lightsaber.

BCS:Your so cold that your not able to concentrate hard enough, and it wears off really quick.

BCS: You use a Jedi mind trick to turn away the beast.

WCS: while your sleeping in the carcass, a rancor approaches you.

BCS: You manage to find a real dead anamil and uses there carcass.

WCS: The buddie was an illusion of your mind placed by the sith, now you are still freezing cold in the middle of nowhere.

BCS: One of your old buddies come along and puts you in a warm Wampa carcass, which allows you to survive.

WCS: You come back and the Sith are gone. Your freezing to death and there's no one in sight.

BCS: You bulid a new one since your on IIlum

WCS: You forgot to take your lightsaber and you have no weapon.

BCS: the planet your on has strange creatures called Koala monkeys that attack your ship before it can take off. while the sith are distracted by the Koala monkeys, you sneak away and give up the dark side.

BCS: They relize you did that to the jedi and take you under their wing.

BCS: You allow the force to go through you and you manage to wound all jedi, you then get them on your side.